Quite a while back I asked people what they would do if they noticed someone’s fly was open…so naturally when I ran into these I just had to post them. A few of them made me LOL! If you want to join in just add your own to the comment section, let’s see who can be the most creative.
1. The cucumber has left the salad.
2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
3. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.
4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
7. You’ve got your fly set for “Monica” instead of “Hillary”.
8. You’ve got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
9. I’m talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis
24 responses so far ↓
Hammer // January 4, 2007 at 7:36 pm |
LOL!
When I was a little kid my uncle used to say, “You left the barn door open and the horse is getting out.”
mrsjosegoldbloom // January 4, 2007 at 7:57 pm |
LOL Hammer…okay what about “Man overboard”.
Kirsten Namskau // January 4, 2007 at 9:40 pm |
In Scandinavia, men have no brain to understand a hint. I have tried…The only time they understood what I meant, was when I said with loud voice: “YOUR FLY IS OPEN, YOU BETTER CLOSE IT OR YOUR PRICK WILL COME OUT.”
mrsjosegoldbloom // January 4, 2007 at 9:55 pm |
LOL Kirsten…well that should certainly get their attention.
Becky // January 4, 2007 at 10:37 pm |
How funny…I laughed out loud and the hubby was asking what was so funny. I had to tell him.
katcampbell // January 5, 2007 at 1:33 am |
These are funny! But what do we say to the girls when their fly is open?
MrsJoseGoldbloom // January 5, 2007 at 2:53 am |
Kat I’ll have to get back to you on that one…hmmmm
dragonlady474 // January 5, 2007 at 3:27 am |
For females you could say…
Is that your Chia pet or are you just happy to see me? (Don’t worry Goldbloom, I won’t implicate you in this)
Sparrow // January 5, 2007 at 4:32 am |
It wasn’t a fly, but I remember the “Friends” episode where Gunther told Phoebe’s boyfriend (who was wearing too-short shorts) “Hey buddy, put the mouse back in the house!”
We always used to say “You’re losing altitude.”
Then there’s the story that Tony Campolo tells about noticing his fly down while he was in an elevator, zipping it up and not noticing that he accidentally zipped the scarf of the woman standing in front of him into his zipper. And then she tried to get off the elevator…hilarity ensued! And fortunately for him NOT a call to the police!!
keeskennis // January 5, 2007 at 9:52 am |
Does it pay to advertise?
MrsJoseGoldbloom // January 5, 2007 at 1:50 pm |
Sparrow…That story about the man in the elevator was TOO funny!
Kees…All I can say is ROFLMAO
mrsjosegoldbloom // January 5, 2007 at 1:52 pm |
Dragon! You hag!!!!
What about “fire in the hole”?
mrsjosegoldbloom // January 5, 2007 at 1:54 pm |
Drags I’ve figured out why you’re getting caught in the spam filter. You have two email addresses attached to your name, one is dragonlady566.
jt // January 5, 2007 at 2:07 pm |
I have always been partial to “Fella, your wiener is showing”…
Freddie // January 5, 2007 at 6:02 pm |
These are great! My favorites are 7 and 10.
Dazd // January 5, 2007 at 8:30 pm |
The silo is open and the missile is ready for launch?
or
You’re taking the Free Willy idea a bit far aren’t you?
mrsjosegoldbloom // January 5, 2007 at 9:08 pm |
LOL Dazd…I like the silo one.
blueicedragon // February 22, 2007 at 2:30 pm |
There was one used that always got me to laugh:
“I thought you were crazy, now I see ur nutz!”
jennifer // April 6, 2007 at 6:44 pm |
omg these comment r so stupid but funny!! haha and LOL-ing right now i got one r u arfaid of hights the person will reply no and u say well good cuz ur fly is still down
Randomcomment // September 8, 2007 at 4:04 pm |
WEEEEEOOOOOOWEEEOOOOO CODE RED CODE RED THE EXPERIMENT IS LEAVING THE BUNKER I REPEAT THE EXPERIMENT IS LEAVING THE BUNKER
TehPwnage // March 27, 2008 at 11:56 pm |
You’re flying low!
ItadiotteNedboats // December 29, 2008 at 2:46 pm |
dxosioafhojiosqgwell, hi admin adn people nice forum indeed. how’s life? hope it’s introduce branch
Someone // March 22, 2009 at 11:33 pm |
Are you afraid of heights? (wait for their answer)
Oh. Well, your zipper is.
At first I thought you were crazy, but now I see your nuts!!
Amy // May 14, 2009 at 9:39 pm |
I heard it was actually I know men are from mars but I see something that rhymes with venus.