Growing Up Dragon

Dragon’s Birthday is on Saturday and since she was kind :::cough::: enough to put a cute little post up for me I thought I would return the favor. So drags these cute little sayings about getting older are just for you…enjoy.

You know you’re getting older when:

•  You’re on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
•  You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
•  You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
•  You look both ways before crossing a room.
•  All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
•  You are proud of your lawn mower.
•  Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn’t breaking any laws.
•  Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
•  You sing along with the elevator music.
•  You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
•  You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
•  Your ears are hairier than your head.
•  You talk about “good grass” and you’re referring to someone’s lawn.
•  You got cable for the weather channel.
•  You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
•  You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere.
•  Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
•  Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
•  You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
•  You don’t remember when your wild oats turned to prunes and all bran.
•  You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
•  You don’t remember being absent minded.
•  ”Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
•  Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
•  Tying one on means fastening your Medic Alert bracelet.