Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!
Maybe I should try this while I’m on vacation.
Instructions for a fun time on the interstate….
July 18, 2007 · 71 Comments
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71 responses so far ↓
hammer // July 18, 2007 at 3:01 am |
That would be a great excuse to give a cop for getting out of a speeding ticket
DNR // July 18, 2007 at 12:35 pm |
OMG!! That is too funny!!
I need to try that in the Harley!! LOL!!
mrsjosegoldbloom // July 18, 2007 at 8:54 pm |
Hammer maybe I should put some on the back of our van and if Jose gets pulled over we can try it. I mean if he’s gonna speed anyway I might as well do the experiment.
DNR If you do you must get someone to take pics.
Sexy Cheese // December 5, 2008 at 6:28 am |
Thats freakin awesome!!!
Thibi // December 5, 2008 at 11:39 pm |
Also maybe put some smoke making machine at the end of each rocket.
Phil E. Drifter // December 6, 2008 at 3:28 am |
Thibi you are a fucking moron.
Wow // December 6, 2008 at 9:37 am |
I agree completely with Phil. I couldn’t believe someone would actually say something like that and be serious.
Oh really ? // December 6, 2008 at 2:07 pm |
Phil and Wow you are both idiots. It is really easy to call some one a moron without saying why the person in question is a idiot. It is even more easy to just agree…
It is just rude and suggest you both have a average combined IQ of about 70 at max.
Quite rly // December 6, 2008 at 7:19 pm |
Nice irony.
Ev // December 6, 2008 at 10:38 pm |
LMAO! Oh man, I’m crying from seeing this/reading the comments…
rorgore // December 7, 2008 at 2:05 am |
looks pretty dangerous/stupid.
Oh RYLYLLY // December 7, 2008 at 6:23 am |
Its funny cause you criticize blindly insulting intelligence without any explanation and then go ahead and do it.
also, it is self explanatory exactly why a comment to attach a smoke machine to a balloon is stupid
Oh really ? // December 7, 2008 at 12:38 pm |
Self explanatory… sure. although the use of the word “machine” might be a bit to much. I think it is quite clear that Thibi did mean that it would be cool to see smoke coming of those balloons as well.
But then again, I guess it is real fun to call someone a idiot for using not exactly the right word while the context is still quite clear…
Reality // December 7, 2008 at 1:18 pm |
Original Post: Average.
Comments: Made of Win.
wow. // December 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm |
I love how people get mad at other people over the internet. It kinda makes me feel a lot better about myself.
Cutie // December 7, 2008 at 8:27 pm |
I’m with wow.
Cath // December 7, 2008 at 8:29 pm |
I agree with the smoke at the end of each rocket idea. Too funny!
Anony-moose // December 7, 2008 at 8:30 pm |
@ wow: you filthy whore, how dare you derive satisfaction from ohers unhappiness?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
rly? // December 7, 2008 at 11:40 pm |
the smoke would blind other drivers
Anigah // December 8, 2008 at 12:58 am |
rly is right.. no no no rly is wrong, the smoke would go up, since the rear is facing upwards…. No no, I just checked it, the bottom one is facing the other drivers and would definitely blind them. Why not attach something that looks like a smoke eh? eh?
Cyber bully // December 8, 2008 at 1:32 am |
A thin home made smoke bomb would work wonders. However it would only last for a short time, and you would have to wrap it in tin as well as some kinda insulated so it does not pop the balloon. I wonder where they sell rocket balloons?
Jesus // December 8, 2008 at 3:13 am |
Dude i think my dick just fell off someone call a doctor
Wtf // December 8, 2008 at 5:10 am |
Jesus, Its ok you’ll be fine, Its just a phase, your becoming a grown woman now
pimp // December 8, 2008 at 3:33 pm |
I am so high..
Whataburger or Burger King?
timbo // December 8, 2008 at 6:21 pm |
photoshopped
bil // December 8, 2008 at 7:31 pm |
Whataburger hands down the king sux
no wai // December 9, 2008 at 2:46 am |
This is hilarious.
Also, I love how nearly every comment-able space on the internet is instantly cluttered with stupidity
rofl // December 9, 2008 at 6:02 am |
I read the comment about the smoke machine and thought “god, internet idiots are hilarious.” Then I read the stuff below it and lost my faith in humanity.
Spleen // December 9, 2008 at 1:02 pm |
Grow up morons
Derek // December 9, 2008 at 2:36 pm |
hahahaha great picture. the comments make me lose faith in humanity though. arguing over a picture of balloon missiles? seriously? what a waste of an argument. youd think someone said the holocaust was a hoax.
YahooSerious // December 9, 2008 at 2:42 pm |
what if the missiles were the new “green” missiles that have reduced emissions?
Cristoff // December 9, 2008 at 7:08 pm |
Green missiles… I can’t believe someone would actually say something like that and be serious. Take your goddamn hippie, save the world bullshit elsewhere.
America.
YEAH! // December 9, 2008 at 7:29 pm |
F**k yea. (Coming again to save the motherf**in’ world YEAH!)
John // December 9, 2008 at 8:53 pm |
@yeah: I can’t believe someone would actually say something like that and be serious. The quote is clearly “…motherfuckin’ day yeah”. Honestly, some people…
lol@cristoff // December 9, 2008 at 9:27 pm |
he can’t spot sarcasm
lol@yahooserious // December 9, 2008 at 9:31 pm |
That’s son-of-a-bitch hilarious.
Wait what // December 9, 2008 at 11:07 pm |
totally shopped, the shadows are all wrong
rry // December 10, 2008 at 2:54 am |
ha cristoff is a tard
joe // December 10, 2008 at 3:54 am |
whataburger how could you consider bk as an option
also balloons = cool
everyone with angry posts= F#cktards
arktik // December 10, 2008 at 4:21 am |
Cool idea.
Also, did you know that it’s impossible to write a comment so stupid that no one takes you seriously and gets offended? Go ahead…try it.
omgwtf // December 10, 2008 at 12:54 pm |
a smoke machine on a balloon would just weigh it down severely. am i the only one to see this???
...I hate you all // December 11, 2008 at 1:48 am |
First, the fact that many of the people posting in this comments thread seem incapable of recognizing sarcasm is really pathetic. Second, the amount of time you just made me waste looking for some non-idiotic comment or some argument not spawned by the most trivial of issues is very annoying. Will you all just be quiet?
C0ck-burger // December 11, 2008 at 9:08 am |
everyone of you fails at life. To whom it may concern I think that the person who thought of the smoke machine idea is a fucking genius! like omg how cool would that be….it’d make it so realistic and ppl would tottaly freak..FUCKING AWESOME IDEA… holy shit I hope ppl can sense sarcasm in text.
Lazyindeed // December 11, 2008 at 2:18 pm |
the smoke machine doenst need to be on the ballon. keep it in the back of the truck and run a hose to the back of the balloon.
Lazyindeed // December 11, 2008 at 2:20 pm |
lol i was being sardonic
and why does the wee pic for my last comment have a green penis
Moose // December 11, 2008 at 8:53 pm |
Well you could make gray tails for the balloons that would make it look kind of like smoke coming off the ends. Same idea as a kite. no smoke (to BLIND the other drivers) and no machine to make the balloons not stay in the air.
Wtf // December 12, 2008 at 7:04 am |
Why are people sayin that smoke on the end of it is stupid? all you need is some dry Ice a little computer fan, mount the fan with a battery on the end of the balloon (hot glue gun) and the dry ice on the inside a small open container on the inside of the fan and there u go
Miaw // December 12, 2008 at 6:26 pm |
@WTF
Really now? That’s all? Man and I thought it was going to be a hassle. Damn gravity, messing all our plans up.
Gravity is anti-american! We should send Gravity to Gitmo.
Tarn // December 12, 2008 at 11:34 pm |
What I really want to know is where can I get the balloons?
GodMode // December 14, 2008 at 9:06 am |
wtf… WTF………….. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..
…I want to be a woman..
Sven // December 14, 2008 at 6:41 pm |
I don’t think that the dry ice idea would work for multiple reasons…. including that dry ice wouldn’t release thick enough “smoke”, or vapors, so it would be useless.
poomerchant // December 16, 2008 at 1:30 pm |
’shopped.
Harlot // December 16, 2008 at 4:21 pm |
Gotta love how everyone is ignoring Phil…
I'm ARGUING on the internet! // December 16, 2008 at 5:00 pm |
THE IRONY IN THE ABOVE SARCASTIC STATEMENT IS STRATOSPHERIC!!!
poop // December 17, 2008 at 4:59 am |
HOAX
HOAX
Brandon M. Sergent // December 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm |
First.
taco with no lettuce pls. // December 17, 2008 at 7:51 pm |
have you ever gotten drunk and wanted to be in a cartoon and then go about to make the fantasy a reality. I told-ally did that with futurama. except i was all alone and no robot just drinking beer on the couch. woo im bad ass.
Carlito // December 17, 2008 at 11:36 pm |
OH GOD INTERNET FIGHT I MUST WIN AND REFRESH THE PAGE EVERY 10 SECONDS FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS TO SEE IF ANYONE INSULTED ME
Your e-peens must be huge.
hahaha // December 17, 2008 at 11:38 pm |
damn u guys are wack
robert paulson // December 17, 2008 at 11:48 pm |
@hahaha
you are a faggot…Good luck to you sir
BRAIDEDGOAT // December 18, 2008 at 1:35 am |
DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE HOW MUCH SMOKE YOU WOULD HAVE TO CREATE TO BE VISABLE WHILE SPEEDING DOWN THE FREEWAY? cOME ON GET A GRIP, SURE IT WOULD BE FUNNY, BUT ALMOST UNACHEIVABLE, WITHOUT CREATING A HAZOROUS CONDITION. i THINK SOME OF YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!
taco with no lettuce pls. // December 18, 2008 at 4:40 am |
you left the cap lock on.
internet sin #4
Alex // December 18, 2008 at 8:39 am |
Braidedgoat needs to go back to school to learn how to type and review your work.
congratulations // December 20, 2008 at 2:25 pm |
wow. kudos to whoever started this comment- war. bonus points for making half the people fighting forget wat the original post was! but seriously, this is a sweet idea. stupid? yes. but that’s what makes it a WIN.
Eythan // December 21, 2008 at 12:40 am |
I’m willing to bet the guy who made the smoke-machine comment was being stupid on purpose. I do it to start comment wars all the time.
sick nasty // December 24, 2008 at 12:11 pm |
@Eythan
I’m willing to bet you are just the cleverest person ever. You start flame wars by being stupid on purpose? Guess what? Being stupid on purpose is stupid.
btw you have a small penis
freakylee // December 25, 2008 at 5:10 am |
lol….i think its funny….i just wonder what the guys from viva la bam would do w/these if they got ahold of them!?….lol….bam is da shit n his whole crew is crazy as hell!!!!….
imashark // December 25, 2008 at 7:01 am |
in my pants….
snaciremabmud // December 27, 2008 at 10:28 pm |
Its balloons shaped like rockets..
whats the point of even talking about wether smoke is a good idea or not, unresponsible driving no matter what the ballons might look like. Im guessing he is in US…
And then we have the geeks who spend their days online looking for pictures they think are photo shopped, and the fucktards who type fake because they ran out of has omg and rofl for the week, or just want to come back check the comments later see if they made someone piss theyr pants… oooh excitement!!! LETS HAVE SOME CAPITAL LETTERS WITH THAT PIE!
oh and btw fuck wow, not the player.. the game..
Smitty // January 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm |
OMG!!! Those missiles are so fake. They’re obviously just baloons or something. Real missles would have smoke coming out the back. If the photographer had put some sort of smoke machine in the end of the missiles, or photoshopped smoke into the picture, I would have totally believed it.
Tanchico or BUST! // January 13, 2009 at 6:01 am |
To: snaciremabmud
I hate you….
That is all.