Chuck Norris :::sigh:::

Okay since everyone is going Chuck Norris crazy here’s my post!

Chuck Norris Obsessive Disorder

SYMPTOMS
Chuck Norris Obsessive disorder is characterized by obsessions or compulsions with things involving Chuck Norris Kicking your @ss.
Obsessions as defined by:

Recurrent and persistent thoughts, impulses, or images of Chuck Norris that are intrusive and inappropriate and that cause marked anxiety or distress

The thoughts, impulses, or images are not simply excessive worries about Chuck Norris. They’re thoughts, impulses, images and worries of Chuck Norris kicking your @ss.

The person attempts to ignore or suppress such thoughts of Chuck Norris kicking their @ss, or to neutralize them with some other thought or action such as hitting themselves in the head repeatedly.

The person recognizes that the obsessional thoughts, impulses, or images of Chuck Norris kicking their @ss are a product of his or her own (Chuck Norris) mind (not imposed from without as (Chuck Norris) in thought insertion)

Compulsions as defined by:

Repetitive behaviors (e.g.,Continually checking to making sure your Pepsi is where you left it, forever listening for the swish of corduroy) or mental acts (e.g., praying for protection, counting roundhouse kicks, repeating words silently”Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris”) that the person feels driven to perform in response to Chuck Norris, or according to rules that must be applied rigidly with a roundhouse kick.

The behaviors or mental acts are aimed at preventing Chuck Norris from kicking your @ss or reducing distress or preventing some dreaded Chuck Norris event or situation; however, these behaviors or mental acts either are not connected to Chuck Norris in a realistic way with what they are designed to neutralize or prevent or are clearly excessive
— AND: —
At some point during the course of the disorder, the adult has recognized that Chuck Norris compulsions are excessive or unreasonable (not applicable to people who break boards with their head).

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6 responses to “Chuck Norris :::sigh:::

  1. Now see, I don’t have it because I’M going to kick Chuck Norris’ ass. šŸ™‚
    See the difference?

  2. Hey, I took the weirdness test and got the exact same thing as you…scary huh?

  3. You are scary…Chucky Boy better watch his back!

  4. I see one order of Dragon chitlin’s coming up…

  5. Chuck keeps stillin my pepsi so I just grabed a coke so far so good he hasnt stoled my coke yet but Ima watchin.

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