Blair & Bush go on a date. – “Bush and Blair had a private meeting and ended when the two left for dinner upstairs in the president’s residence.”
Ken Lay & Jeff Skillman prepare for life as prison bitches.
Senate passes landmark immigration bill that pardons thousands of criminals.
Inflation rises above Fed comfort zone…I guess it’s time to raise the interest rate again!
Michael Jackson plans appearance in Tokyo…Better buy those tickets now, they’ll go fast.
RV ownership at a record high. RV + gas prices = 2nd mortgage
Axl Rose gets bitch slapped by Tommy Hilfiger. How immasculating!
Surgeons who play video games before performing surgery move faster and make fewer mistakes. So before going into surgery you might want to question your doc about his video game skillz.
Communist return dracula’s castle…WTF!