Well when I returned home from Dragon’s one of the first things I did was check my email and as usual it was overloaded with junk. Some of them were amusing though and I decided they were worth sharing.
- RE-GROW YOUR HAIR STARTING NOW
- Wanna hook up this weekend?
- JohnnyCash MasterCard® Card – Everybody is Approved
- I’ll show you how I practically rob banks…
- Single Catholics in Your Area Are Looking For You
- Read on for Big beautiful women..
- the reptilian way
Following are my responses to the above emails:
- Hey how the h@ll did you know?
- The only thing I need to hook up with this weekend is a starbucks coffee.
- How in the h@ll is Johnny Cash gonna approve me for a mastercard when he’s dead? Maybe I don’t want to know the answer to this one!
- I don’t think so…I don’t want to end up in a cell with a woman named “big Bertha” and I like using shower gel not soap-on-a-rope.
- GREAT! I just got rid of the Jehovah’s witnesses.
- Hello!…how did I get on your list????
- I’m not even touching this one!