Okay coffee maker your days are numbered. I have seen the way of the future and it’s name is BUNN! No more pacing back and forth while my coffee maker struggles to produce that dark nectar that sustains me in the wee hours of the morning. No more shaking my fist at the heavens and doing the equivalent of a tribal war dance around my kitchen while swearing profusely at the evil, vile hunk of plastic known as my coffee maker. You are SO outta here! Meet your replacement you worthless piece of Crap!
See how sleek and fast it looks? It will run SO silently, not the obnoxious whirhoo…whirhoo…whirhoo that you go through every-time you struggle to put out a pot of freakin coffee. And by the way I just wanted to let you know that half an hour is TOO long to make one pot of freaking coffee! Oh and another thing…I wont have to clean the Bunn twice a month to keep it going either you poor excuse of a coffee maker. I mean for cripe sake you’re only 6 months old and you act like you’re ready to be re-manufactured…Oh yes, your days are numbered biotch!