1. The first and most important thing I learned was that Delta sucks!
2. Never eat thaiphoon shrimp when constipated!!
3. If Hunter is charging you…get the hell out of the way.
4. Never let dragon pour her own drinks. (the milk shake)
5. Mr. Dragon is devious, and has mad recording skillz.
6. There are creatures from the fifth circle of hell on dragon’s patio.
7. Dragon doesn’t know squat about lighting a tikki torch. 😛
8. A bunn coffee maker rocks.
9. Berry beer sucks!
10. Bobby Jon Drinkard (of Survivor) looks better in person.