I love yo mama jokes so I’ve posted some for your enjoyment. If you can think of any others please post them in the comment section. Enjoy!
Yo Mama so Ugly:
*She put the boogie man outta business.
*when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’
*when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours….and that was just for the quote!
*yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
*when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Yo Mama So Old:
*she still owes Moses a dollar.
*her birthday expired.
*when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma. -fishing on the other side!
*she uses her hot flashes to heat up her cup of Tea.
Yo Mama So Poor:
*she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.
*each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers
*when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ‘Ding-Dong’
*she does drive by shootings on the school bus.
Yo Mama So Stupid:
*it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.