Yo Mama so…

I love yo mama jokes so I’ve posted some for your enjoyment. If you can think of any others please post them  in the comment section. Enjoy!

Yo Mama so Ugly:

*She put the boogie man outta business.

*when she applied for the ugly contest they told her ‘NO Professionals’

*when they took her to the Beautician it took 10 hours….and that was just for the quote!

*yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

*when she was born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.

Yo Mama So Old:

*she still owes Moses a dollar.

*her birthday expired.

*when Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo momma. -fishing on the other side!

*she uses her hot flashes to heat up her cup of Tea.

Yo Mama So Poor:

*she watches television on an Etch-A-Sketch.

*each night she goes to KFC to lick other folk’s fingers

*when I rang her doorbell, SHE said ‘Ding-Dong’

*she does drive by shootings on the school bus.

Yo Mama So Stupid:

*it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

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17 responses to “Yo Mama so…

  1. Yo Momma so fat, the last time she went swimming the lifeguard shouted “Thar she blows!”

  2. Yo Momma so fat she has her own gravity field.

  3. Yo Momma so ugly the Marine Corps is thinking of using her as a mascot.

  4. Yo Momma so fat, when she dances the band skips.

  5. Yo’ mama so short her feet dangle in her drivers license picture.

  6. Hillarious. . . .
    Yo’mamma is so short, her feet doesn’t reach the floor

  7. Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!

    Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”

  8. Of course, Fester jumped on THAT bandwagon…LOL. MRS JGB, I can’t believe you posted that…WTH? Have you been hanging out with Chris Rock? HA HA.

  9. LOL michelle…I’ve just always loved “yo mama” jokes.

  10. These are great! Ha!

  11. Yo Momma so fat she has her own set of harpoon scars.

  12. Yo Momma so fat she IS the kitchen table.

  13. Me too…and Fester, you crack me right up.

  14. Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.

    Yo mama’s so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she is backing up.

  15. OMG, that last one was WAY funny!

  16. Okay I’ve found some that I haven’t heard before…

    •Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for
    the new world

    •Yo momma so fat her nickname is “DAMN”

    •Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

    •Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

    •Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning

    •Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn’t date her!

    •Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died

    •Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

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