Okay I’m in a slump. All my children are finally in school and I’ve got the whole day to myself. Hey that’s a good thing right? Well one can only have so much of a good thing before they go insane. It is way too quiet around this place, and way too clean. I’m finding that I’m no longer needed like I once was. The kids are all pretty much self sufficient, well all but Jose, so now the big question is…How the heck do I get my life back? You know what I’m talking about, that person I used to be before the kids came along. That carefree person who always had plenty of things to do or places to go. That person who knew exactly what they wanted out of life and went for it with excitement and determination.
I’ve decided to make a list of ways to get my life back such as; Start a workout routine, join a kickboxing class ( I wonder if I can do kickboxing with a hernia…ARR!), get a job, etc., etc.. I think I’ll try one new thing a week to see how it goes. I’ve also signed up with Monster & Careerbuilders to help me locate that perfect job. Here are some of the jobs that they came up with:
1. Phone actress – Can you role play on the phone? Could you pretend to be a mother spanking their child, or pretend to be the head screw at the local women’s prison? If so we have the perfect job for you, and you can do it right from your home!
NO THANK YOU…NEXT!
2. Internet researcher– Are you familiar with the internet? Do you have a high-speed connection? You can work from your home and get paid to surf the net. Requires a small start up investment of $400-$500.
Okay you get the picture. I guess finding a job around here may be harder than I thought, but I will not be deterred. I will get my groove-thingy back…you just wait and see!