10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery:

1. “Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.”

2. “Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop.”

3. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”

4. “Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!”

5. “Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?”

6. “Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingie.”

7. “Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.”

8. “Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?”

9. “Damn, there go the lights again….”

10. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy’s got two of them.”

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5 responses to “10 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery:

  1. or :

    Damn! Why did I drink that 3rd martini?

  2. Or:

    Hey where do these extra parts go?

  3. how about, “oops, this isn’t the patient we were supposed to be operating on!”

  4. Janet, something like that almost happened to me. I was supposed to go in for an operation and at the same time someone with almost the same name as me was going in for a breast reduction. If they hadn’t double checked their little chart I’d have been totally screwed. Goldbloom was with me and laughed her butt off.

  5. Ohhh, for sure. . . But believe me, it happens a lot of wrong things/prosedure in hospitals. The house of horror, if you ask me.

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