Alcoholoroscopes

Circabellum has this funny post up regarding a persons alcoholic horoscope. Mine is below…what’s yours?

TAURUS (Apr 20 – May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full-on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler — god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, well, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.

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8 responses to “Alcoholoroscopes

  1. ROFLMAO…that spilling wine part reminds me of being on Janet’s houseboat!! That was a night that this Taurus won’t soon forget…and most of the people on “D” dock. lol

  2. Drags…I figured you’d make a remark about the “extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated” part.

    I don’t know about wine, but you’ve spilled enough coffee on my floor! 😛

  3. Yes, it’s just not a normal day if I don’t break it in by spilling my coffee everywhere.

  4. I’m scorpio and my alcoholoscope fits perfectly.

    When I’m at a party, drinking and feeling no pain I tell stories that end up on my blog.

  5. I’m Tony and I’m a Pisces and I’m addicted to Chihuahuas and Chinese noodles!

  6. Are Chihuahuas good with Chinese noodles?

  7. Only with a little garlic….uhhh…I must be missing Uncle Fester, that sounded just like him. lol

  8. Tony, that sounds familiar….got to be from the B-52’s Song for a New Generation…

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