Top Ten Reasons Halloween is better than…

Relations!

10. You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some goodies.

8. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Less guilt the morning after.

6. It doesn’t matter if they fantasize you’re somebody else, because you are.

5. Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives you their goodies.

1. You can do the whole neighborhood!

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6 responses to “Top Ten Reasons Halloween is better than…

  1. Somebody has sex on the brain. *stores this information to use for presidential campaign smear*

  2. Janet I thought the same thing after I posted it. Maybe I should take the post down and deny everything! LOL

  3. – You don’t have to feel like a beggar, when you ask for cookies.
    – you can tell your real shitty opinion about those you don’t like, and they enjoy the “compliment”
    – You can do all the naughty things you have wished to do during the year, and no one will lift an eyebrow

  4. If you deny it, I’ll make it look as though you’re admitting it’s true! 😉

  5. Lucky for me about #9.

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