I found the following explanation of Thanksgiving at uncyclopedia.org and I just had to share it wit you guys…cause I love ya. Happy Turkey Day everyone, and btw I’m thankful for each and every one of you. Now go eat tons of Turkey and stuffing, and pie, and all that other stuff we love to eat on Thanksgiving.
Thanksgiving day, also known as ‘Stupid Pilgrim’s day’, is a pagan celebration of the day food was invented, held by Americans, Canadians, Uglo-Americans and certain areas in Japan that just want to seem cool by copying everything the Americans do.
It is celebrated annually on the fourth thursday of November, and is one of America’s 150 officially recognized gorging holidays, in which every resident is required to eat until food oozes from at least 4 orifices. Failure to comply with this law (Gluttony vs. Common Sense (1953)) results in the perpetrator being forced to watch football. And as you all know we pretend to give thanks and be thankful, but we should really be thankful is that they didn’t kill us all for taking all their land. So why don’t we all face the truth and call it “never trust the noobs day”.