Christmas Carols for Troubled Minds

1. Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear? 

2. Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are 

3. Dementia — I Think I’ll be Home for Christmas

4. Narcissistic — Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me 

5. Manic — Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and…..

6. Paranoid — Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me

7. Borderline Personality Disorder — Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire 

8. Personality Disorder — You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why 

9. Attention Deficit Disorder — Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy – can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?

10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder — Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle,Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

Well I know it’s been a while since I’ve posted something, but the last several days I’ve had no PC thanks to a vicious freakin virus that wiped out my PC’s hard drive. I lost everything, all of my artwork too! The thing that really irritates me the most is the loss of a drawing I was working on for Hammer’s contest…I actually put quite a few hours into it and now it’s just GONE! I hate the vicious, heartless bastards who create these stupid viruses. Oh well I’m back on now thank gawd so I will be posting once again.

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14 responses to “Christmas Carols for Troubled Minds

  1. That just sucks. Sorry about the whole @ss who gave you the virus. But so happy to see you’re ok!

  2. Damn I’m sorry about your PC. I lost mine to the same Virus back in June. Lost everything.

    If you still feel like submitting something I’m still making a banner with all my blog friends picture entries.

    Glad to see you any how.

    Best regards,

    Hammer

  3. Welcome back! I lucked out when the virus got me, everything was saved to CD so I just shut the wicked beasty down and bought a new computer. These Christmas songs are hilarious, I can so relate to number 5!

  4. Glad to hear you’re ok. And its deplorable how people can get away with creating viruses.

    I LOL’d at number 1,9,10…Now my co-workers may think I resemble one of these carols.

  5. Hmmmm…

    11. Acrophobia – Good King Wenceslas Looked Down and Started Hyperventilating

    Great list! Very funny!
    Sorry about the virus.

  6. The Silent Night one fits me to a “T”

    So sorry to hear about the virus. I wish instead of the virus protection people just creating ways to clean the system and get rid of the virus, they’d also come up with something that determins the virus creator and blasts their hard drive so bad that it can’t be repaired in any way, shape, or form. That’s MY idea of virus security. 🙂

    In other news…MrsJoseGoldbloom, you’ve been Tagged!

  7. Great first I get virused then I get tagged…LOL

  8. Oh, that’s an email to all of my friends just waiting to happen!

    Those are great!

  9. lol I’m sending this to my psychology professors.

  10. A few more, Bloom:

    12. Dipsomania – Rudolph The Red Nosed Boozehound.

    13. Anorexia – All I Want For Christmas Is Twelve More Pounds Off.

    14. Bulimia – Deck The Halls With Gobs Of Vomit.

    15. I Saw Mommy ****ing Santa Claus!

  11. Oops, messed up the last one. Lets try again:

    15. Nymphomania – I Saw Mommy ****ing Santa Claus!

  12. Those are GREAT. 🙂 Thanks for the laughs!

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