In the beginning…

In the beginning was the Plan.
And the Plan was without substance.
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.

And darkness was upon the face of the Workers. And they spoke among themselves, saying, “It is a crock of shit, and it stinks.”

And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said, “It is a pail of dung, and we can’t live with the smell.”

And the supervisors went unto their Managers, saying, “It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.” And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying, “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”

And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.” And the Directors went to the Vice Presidents, saying unto them, “It promotes growth, and it is very powerful.”

And the Vice Presidents went to the President, saying unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company with very powerful effects.”

And the President looked upon the Plan and declared that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.

And this is how Shit happens…

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5 responses to “In the beginning…

  1. lol , how true it is šŸ™‚

  2. I’ve heard this before and loved it. Cracks me up.

  3. So THAT’s how it works.

  4. LOL! Sadly, this is exactly true, but horribly funny. So nice to see you back Mrs. Jose, and thank you for your support.

  5. This should be framed and on the wall of every office.

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