Growing Up Dragon

Dragon’s Birthday is on Saturday and since she was kind :::cough::: enough to put a cute little post up for me I thought I would return the favor. So drags these cute little sayings about getting older are just for you…enjoy. 🙂

You know you’re getting older when:

  •  You’re on a TV game show and you decide to risk it all and go for the rocker.
  •  You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
  •  You begin every other sentence with, “Nowadays…”
  •  You look both ways before crossing a room.
  •  All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
  •  You are proud of your lawn mower.
  •  Your best friend is dating someone half their age and isn’t breaking any laws.
  •  Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
  •  You sing along with the elevator music.
  •  You enjoy hearing about other people’s operations.
  •  You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
  •  Your ears are hairier than your head.
  •  You talk about “good grass” and you’re referring to someone’s lawn.
  •  You got cable for the weather channel.
  •  You have a party and the neighbors don’t even realize it.
  •  You feel like the morning after, and you haven’t been anywhere.
  •  Your little black book only contains names ending in M.D.
  •  Your knees buckle and your belt won’t.
  •  You sink your teeth into a steak, and they stay there.
  •  You don’t remember when your wild oats turned to prunes and all bran.
  •  You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
  •  You don’t remember being absent minded.
  •  “Getting a little action” means you don’t need to take a laxative.
  •  Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
  •  Tying one on means fastening your Medic Alert bracelet.
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11 responses to “Growing Up Dragon

  1. Wait what was that snapping sound? Oh it’s you Dazd…I thought Dragon’s back went out again. hehehe

  2. Hmmm . . . Do I start to get old??
    You know, in the old days . . . at the time when I was young . . . we never thought we were getting old, ever 😀

  3. I’m tearing up at all this sisterly love…

  4. If I do half of those am I old?

  5. I’ll have to send these to my dad 🙂

  6. Kirsten: Who’s getting old? 🙂

    Janet: Are you feeling all warm and fuzzy now. LOL

    Joebob: You’re only as old as you feel!

    Hammer: I’m sure you’re dad would appreciate them, but just in case send them anonymously. 🙂

  7. Hey Goldbloom…have you gotten your package yet??
    Oh yeah…I almost forgot to say …WENCH! 🙂

  8. You know you’re old when…
    you remember having to wear dresses to school.
    you remember getting your first color tv
    you remember when microwave ovens first came out
    you remember when at the gas station, they pumped the gas, checked the oil, cleaned the windshield and gave you trading stamps.

  9. This just cracks me up completely…there are no words…

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