…but these funny newspaper ads. Enjoy!
- Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
- Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
- Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals,
and smacks included.
- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
- Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
- SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE…ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
- HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
- TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 – $9 PER HOUR.
- ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
- Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
- Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.