Instructions for a fun time on the interstate….

Step 1. Tie balloons to car.
Step 2. Drive like a bat out of hell
Step 3. Watch people freak out!!!

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Maybe I should try this while I’m on vacation.

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73 responses to “Instructions for a fun time on the interstate….

  1. That would be a great excuse to give a cop for getting out of a speeding ticket 🙂

  2. OMG!! That is too funny!!

    I need to try that in the Harley!! LOL!!

  3. Hammer maybe I should put some on the back of our van and if Jose gets pulled over we can try it. I mean if he’s gonna speed anyway I might as well do the experiment.

    DNR If you do you must get someone to take pics.

  4. Thats freakin awesome!!!

  5. Also maybe put some smoke making machine at the end of each rocket.

  6. Phil E. Drifter

    Thibi you are a fucking moron.

  7. I agree completely with Phil. I couldn’t believe someone would actually say something like that and be serious.

  8. Phil and Wow you are both idiots. It is really easy to call some one a moron without saying why the person in question is a idiot. It is even more easy to just agree…

    It is just rude and suggest you both have a average combined IQ of about 70 at max.

  9. Nice irony.

  10. LMAO! Oh man, I’m crying from seeing this/reading the comments…

  11. looks pretty dangerous/stupid.

  12. Its funny cause you criticize blindly insulting intelligence without any explanation and then go ahead and do it.

    also, it is self explanatory exactly why a comment to attach a smoke machine to a balloon is stupid

  13. Self explanatory… sure. although the use of the word “machine” might be a bit to much. I think it is quite clear that Thibi did mean that it would be cool to see smoke coming of those balloons as well.

    But then again, I guess it is real fun to call someone a idiot for using not exactly the right word while the context is still quite clear…

  14. Original Post: Average.
    Comments: Made of Win.

  15. I love how people get mad at other people over the internet. It kinda makes me feel a lot better about myself.

  16. I’m with wow.

  17. I agree with the smoke at the end of each rocket idea. Too funny!

  18. @ wow: you filthy whore, how dare you derive satisfaction from ohers unhappiness?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  19. the smoke would blind other drivers

  20. rly is right.. no no no rly is wrong, the smoke would go up, since the rear is facing upwards…. No no, I just checked it, the bottom one is facing the other drivers and would definitely blind them. Why not attach something that looks like a smoke eh? eh?

  21. A thin home made smoke bomb would work wonders. However it would only last for a short time, and you would have to wrap it in tin as well as some kinda insulated so it does not pop the balloon. I wonder where they sell rocket balloons?

  22. Dude i think my dick just fell off someone call a doctor

  23. Jesus, Its ok you’ll be fine, Its just a phase, your becoming a grown woman now

  24. I am so high..

    Whataburger or Burger King?

  25. photoshopped

  26. Whataburger hands down the king sux

  27. This is hilarious.

    Also, I love how nearly every comment-able space on the internet is instantly cluttered with stupidity

  28. I read the comment about the smoke machine and thought “god, internet idiots are hilarious.” Then I read the stuff below it and lost my faith in humanity.

  29. Grow up morons

  30. hahahaha great picture. the comments make me lose faith in humanity though. arguing over a picture of balloon missiles? seriously? what a waste of an argument. youd think someone said the holocaust was a hoax.

  31. what if the missiles were the new “green” missiles that have reduced emissions?

  32. Green missiles… I can’t believe someone would actually say something like that and be serious. Take your goddamn hippie, save the world bullshit elsewhere.

    America.

  33. F**k yea. (Coming again to save the motherf**in’ world YEAH!)

  34. @yeah: I can’t believe someone would actually say something like that and be serious. The quote is clearly “…motherfuckin’ day yeah”. Honestly, some people…

  35. he can’t spot sarcasm

  36. That’s son-of-a-bitch hilarious.

  37. totally shopped, the shadows are all wrong

  38. ha cristoff is a tard

  39. whataburger how could you consider bk as an option

    also balloons = cool
    everyone with angry posts= F#cktards

  40. Cool idea.

    Also, did you know that it’s impossible to write a comment so stupid that no one takes you seriously and gets offended? Go ahead…try it.

  41. a smoke machine on a balloon would just weigh it down severely. am i the only one to see this???

  42. ...I hate you all

    First, the fact that many of the people posting in this comments thread seem incapable of recognizing sarcasm is really pathetic. Second, the amount of time you just made me waste looking for some non-idiotic comment or some argument not spawned by the most trivial of issues is very annoying. Will you all just be quiet?

  43. everyone of you fails at life. To whom it may concern I think that the person who thought of the smoke machine idea is a fucking genius! like omg how cool would that be….it’d make it so realistic and ppl would tottaly freak..FUCKING AWESOME IDEA… holy shit I hope ppl can sense sarcasm in text.

  44. the smoke machine doenst need to be on the ballon. keep it in the back of the truck and run a hose to the back of the balloon.

  45. lol i was being sardonic 🙂 and why does the wee pic for my last comment have a green penis

  46. Well you could make gray tails for the balloons that would make it look kind of like smoke coming off the ends. Same idea as a kite. no smoke (to BLIND the other drivers) and no machine to make the balloons not stay in the air.

  47. Why are people sayin that smoke on the end of it is stupid? all you need is some dry Ice a little computer fan, mount the fan with a battery on the end of the balloon (hot glue gun) and the dry ice on the inside a small open container on the inside of the fan and there u go

  48. @WTF

    Really now? That’s all? Man and I thought it was going to be a hassle. Damn gravity, messing all our plans up.

    Gravity is anti-american! We should send Gravity to Gitmo.

  49. What I really want to know is where can I get the balloons?

  50. wtf… WTF………….. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..

    …I want to be a woman..

  51. I don’t think that the dry ice idea would work for multiple reasons…. including that dry ice wouldn’t release thick enough “smoke”, or vapors, so it would be useless.

  52. ‘shopped.

  53. Gotta love how everyone is ignoring Phil…

  54. THE IRONY IN THE ABOVE SARCASTIC STATEMENT IS STRATOSPHERIC!!!

  55. Brandon M. Sergent

    First.

  56. taco with no lettuce pls.

    have you ever gotten drunk and wanted to be in a cartoon and then go about to make the fantasy a reality. I told-ally did that with futurama. except i was all alone and no robot just drinking beer on the couch. woo im bad ass.

  57. OH GOD INTERNET FIGHT I MUST WIN AND REFRESH THE PAGE EVERY 10 SECONDS FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS TO SEE IF ANYONE INSULTED ME

    Your e-peens must be huge.

  58. damn u guys are wack

  59. @hahaha

    you are a faggot…Good luck to you sir

  60. DO YOU PEOPLE REALIZE HOW MUCH SMOKE YOU WOULD HAVE TO CREATE TO BE VISABLE WHILE SPEEDING DOWN THE FREEWAY? cOME ON GET A GRIP, SURE IT WOULD BE FUNNY, BUT ALMOST UNACHEIVABLE, WITHOUT CREATING A HAZOROUS CONDITION. i THINK SOME OF YOU NEED TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL!

  61. taco with no lettuce pls.

    you left the cap lock on.
    internet sin #4

  62. Braidedgoat needs to go back to school to learn how to type and review your work.

  63. wow. kudos to whoever started this comment- war. bonus points for making half the people fighting forget wat the original post was! but seriously, this is a sweet idea. stupid? yes. but that’s what makes it a WIN.

  64. I’m willing to bet the guy who made the smoke-machine comment was being stupid on purpose. I do it to start comment wars all the time.

  65. @Eythan

    I’m willing to bet you are just the cleverest person ever. You start flame wars by being stupid on purpose? Guess what? Being stupid on purpose is stupid.

    btw you have a small penis

  66. lol….i think its funny….i just wonder what the guys from viva la bam would do w/these if they got ahold of them!?….lol….bam is da shit n his whole crew is crazy as hell!!!!….

  67. in my pants….

  68. Its balloons shaped like rockets..
    whats the point of even talking about wether smoke is a good idea or not, unresponsible driving no matter what the ballons might look like. Im guessing he is in US…

    And then we have the geeks who spend their days online looking for pictures they think are photo shopped, and the fucktards who type fake because they ran out of has omg and rofl for the week, or just want to come back check the comments later see if they made someone piss theyr pants… oooh excitement!!! LETS HAVE SOME CAPITAL LETTERS WITH THAT PIE!

    oh and btw fuck wow, not the player.. the game..

  69. OMG!!! Those missiles are so fake. They’re obviously just baloons or something. Real missles would have smoke coming out the back. If the photographer had put some sort of smoke machine in the end of the missiles, or photoshopped smoke into the picture, I would have totally believed it.

  70. Tanchico or BUST!

    To: snaciremabmud

    I hate you….

    That is all.

  71. THE HOLOCUST NEVA HAPPEN

  72. Soso the sexual ninja

    guys guys all this talk of smoke would’nt it be flames cumming out the back?

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