Okay my first rant is about my kids & husband’s inability to locate the dirty clothes hamper. This seems strange to me since it’s been in the same place since we moved here almost 4 years ago. Maybe my kids like the smell of dirty laundry emanating from the piles in their closets. Maybe Jose doesn’t mind if someone comes over and sees his dirty underwear in the middle of the bathroom floor. I just don’t get it!
I hate how everyone always assumes that since I stay at home I must be available to do things for them all day long since I have nothing better to do….GRRRRR!
Every grocery day I get irritated as hell when I pull my cart into a lane and have the cashier act like someone with feces smeared all over them has just entered their little world. I know I’ve usually got a shit load of groceries for them to ring up, but isn’t that their job???? I’ve actually had one cashier blatantly roll their eyes at me when I pulled into their lane, I just wanted to slap his little face. :::deep breaths:::
Why does my bird continue to do her stupid mating ritual when there is NO MATE around. The whistling and the screeching are driving me insane. Hmmm I wonder if there are any good cockatiel recipes in my cookbook.
Why can’t men hit the toilet?????
Why does the stupid neighbor cat keep spraying the bush that’s right by my front door? Not only does it desecrate my bush (shut up drags), but it craps in my gutter drain pan thingy!
Well I think that’s all of the ranting I can stand to do in one sitting…I feel my blood pressure rising. Maybe I should go drink some coffee or do some yoga or something. See Ya!