How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter “What are you doing?”
She asked. “Hunting Flies”
He responded.

“Oh. ! Killing any?”
She asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,” he replied..





Intrigued, she asked.
“How can you tell them apart?”


He responded,
“3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.”




Hat tip to reader Michelle. She comes up with some funny stuff and would do great with her own blog…hint hint!

5 responses to “How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

  1. Thanks, Goldbloom–I appreciate that coming from someone who I think is one of THE funniest people I’ve ever encountered (Dragon, Dazd and Fester the others). Maybe someday, just not right now–I’m enjoying all of your blogs so much there is probably no burning reason to have my own 😉

  2. dragonlady474

    I think people are going to start thinking that Michelle’s first name is “reader”. lol

  3. That’s how il kim says leader…LOL

  4. LOL, now THAT was a good one!

  5. dragonlady474

    hehehe…I have to admit, that was funny.

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