A Little Humor…

…since my last post was so gloomy.

 Top 10 Actual Newspaper Headlines…

1. March Planned For Next August
2. Patient At Death’s Door–Doctors Pull Him Through
3. Diaper Market Bottoms Out
4. Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
5. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
6. Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
7. Defendants Speech Ends in Long Sentence
8. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
9. Collegians are Turning to Vegetables
10. Bars Protest

Top 10 Daily Physical Exercises…

1. Beating around the bush
2. Jumping to conclusions
3. Climbing the walls
4. Swallowing my pride
5. Passing the buck
6. Throwing my weight around
7. Dragging my heels
8. Pushing my luck
9. Making mountains out of molehills
10. Hitting the nail on the head

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One response to “A Little Humor…

  1. I just caught up on your last few posts.
    So sorry about the divorce but, I’m wishing you all the best in the next chapter of your life.
    Hope the move to ‘Bama goes smoothly. We’ll be almost neighbors!

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